In the glorious list below we have picked the most dad joke worthy, punny and funny boat names for you to laugh at. While one might not have many such opportunities for naming, and most of them require at least some responsibility, these boat names represent the wittiest captains of the seven seas.
Most people can come up with a relatively normal and safe name for their boat. However, a few boat owners didn’t think their chosen boat name through too well, or they did and they’re in on the joke. Either way, here are 20 of the funniest boat names ever. Aqua Fart. It almost sounds like it could also be the name of a really terrible perfume.
First comes the boat, then comes the name. The practice is rich in history and superstition — but nowadays, it’s also a way to show off your sense of humor. Proof: These hilarious boat names
When it comes to boat names, the wittier they are, the better. That’s where these 20 boat owners truly excelled—they all came up with punny boat names so bad, they’re actually fantastic (and funny).
Boat naming requires at least some responsibility. But while you can’t call your child the Wet Dream or Favorite Mistake, these are fantastic names for a boat.
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Why is it important to give your boat a funny name? Well, typically it’s because all of the pier pressure you get from other boat owners. These are the funniest boat names of all time and they’re guaranteed to float your mental boat or your theoretical internet money back.
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Welcome to the funniest boat name page on the internet. Below I’ve organized the funniest and most clever boat names into different categories based on boating personalities. ~ written by Captain Ray Roberts. I go through the entire price range from 20$ to 2000$.
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From «Ambition at Bay» to «Negative Equity,» these are the best real boat names ever to sail the seas.